Monday, December 19, 2011

16 Candles

Following receipt of a slew of depressing text messages that were absolutely identical to messages she received 10 years prior (when she was 16), she:

  • took 2 showers - back to back
  • looked into a 401k
  • balanced her checkbook
  • made sure her passport was up to date
  • confirmed with her best friend that her boobs HAVE, in fact, grown
  • watched 3 St. Ides commercials
  • tried (and failed) to walk in stilettos
  • used "Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion" as a point of reference


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