Monday, December 19, 2011

16 Candles


Following receipt of a slew of depressing text messages that were absolutely identical to messages she received 10 years prior (when she was 16), she:

  • took 2 showers - back to back
  • looked into a 401k
  • balanced her checkbook
  • made sure her passport was up to date
  • confirmed with her best friend that her boobs HAVE, in fact, grown
  • watched 3 St. Ides commercials
  • tried (and failed) to walk in stilettos
  • used "Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion" as a point of reference

SELF-PRESERVATION/ANXIETY MANAGEMENT/BABY STEPS

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Relationship Demise as it Applies to Interior Design


Recently, she had been told that "going out" was done for no other reason than to stay on top of reputation management. To bars that is. She disagreed immediately (since it applied to the part of herself she denied), thought about, and knew she was wrong. But she also decided not to admit defeat. This process was her standard.


On a night of lackluster rep-upkeep, she ran into a former fling who was explaining that he was ready to throw in the towel with his current romantic endeavor. The girlfriend he had been internet flaunting just hours earlier.

Based on a disagreement.
Their first.
About interior design.

She tried reflecting on what it was that had ended her own affair with this man, but the distraction of friends egging him on to text message the "Dear John" was proving far too overwhelming. The beauty of a meaningful relationship was lost on her peers. After an incredibly distrubing moment of envisioning her own appreciation of love being sucked out of her by 19th century Westerly vampires, she
  • took a shot
  • winked at a stranger
  • promoted some band
  • went home

Reputation: upheld
Enthusiasm: M.I.A.
Dignity: intact
Inspiration: not at the bar