Following receipt of a slew of depressing text messages that were absolutely identical to messages she received 10 years prior (when she was 16), she:
- took 2 showers - back to back
- looked into a 401k
- balanced her checkbook
- made sure her passport was up to date
- confirmed with her best friend that her boobs HAVE, in fact, grown
- watched 3 St. Ides commercials
- tried (and failed) to walk in stilettos
- used "Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion" as a point of reference
SELF-PRESERVATION/ANXIETY MANAGEMENT/BABY STEPS
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